Bike Snob NYC: Cue the "Jaws" theme, because the Shark is coming, and it wants a piece of your ass.
Greensen Universal Bike Saddle Breathable Thicken Mountain Bike Seat with Central Relief Zone Ergonomics, Mountain Bike Saddle, Bicycle Saddle | Walmart Canada
Amsterdam - Anal Bike | Vá ég er svo geeðveikt fyndinn.... | Flickr
Rainproof Anal Bicycle Saddle Bag / Seat Bag with Dacron Material for Outdoor Bicycle - Black : Amazon.de: Sports & Outdoors
When I showed my friends my bicycle anti-theft deterrent, at first they laughed... (This invention is also dedicated to every redditor who has had their bicycle stolen!) : r/funny